This is a
story from an awesome bus pub crawl in
Newy that all
started to come clear the next day as the
pieces fell together.
at one of the pubs working our way to town
and I was taking a nice sip of my half full
lowered my glass and I suddenly
realised that I
was standing in the bar amongst a bunch of
strangers. I then walked out to the from of
the pub to find that the double
decker bus full
of all my friends had driven off to the next
pub and left me standing to finish my beer.
that the guys would be making their way to
Fanny's as that was about the only pub worth
ending up at by the end of the night. After
a few K's of
walking I arrived at the front door and
found a few of my friends were also walking
in. As I got to the front door, one of the
bouncers grabbed me and said "Sorry Mate,
you can't come in!" When I asked why he said
that I was too drunk.
can still remember all this pretty clearly
so I mustn't have been that drunk. Anyway, I
was determined to get in. Oh
yeh! Then Jackie
and Alison came along. "Hey Girls, can I
come in the door with you. The Bouncer won't
let me in." The girls said sure and away we
went. Once again I got to the door and the
Bouncer just told my nicely that I was not
allowed in. Too drunk.
then if anything even more determined. I
walked around to the side of the club and
found the big side timber window. I tapped
on the glass and asked some guy to open the
window for me. He just looked at me as if "Yeh
around the back, no chance, then back to the
side window again. "God, what can I
don. Everybody is
inside partying. I want in." Then a guy came
up to me who was in a pair of board shorts.
He asked me why I couldn't get in and I told
him my situation. He had a "BRILLIANT IDEA"
"Hey! How about we swap pants and then
then after I get
in I will open the window for you so you can
not being drunk I said "Yeh."
Next thing I knew I was standing outside
Fanny's in the middle of the night wearing
some other guys board short. It
suddnely hit me
that "Shit! I've been had."
of a sudden, what do you know, my new friend
was at the window and opening it so that I
could get in. "You Ripper!" I was like: 1.
Pants back on. 2. Jump. Flip into the
window. 3. Pang!
Straight into the crowd. Yes! I
squeezed through the crowd to the bar and
grabbed some drinks including two for Jackie
about three sips into my beer when the same
Bouncer grabbed me around the scruff of my
neck, dragged me out to the front door and
through me rolling out the door and onto the
foot path. "Oh well! Suppose it's time to
head off then."
back up to Cruisy's
place up at Cook's Hill and found and lounge
room full of sleeping bodies when I arrived.
I found a spot and a blanket and crashed on
the floor. The next morning I woke to a
lounge room full of Huge Hangovers all with
cheeky little smirks on their faces from a
good fun night on the town.
I felt a
bit like having a pee and then I suddenly
noticed something. Oh
OOOOh!!! I still had the guys board
shorts on under my jeans.
your out there,
wack up a